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Regardless of the occasion or the type of party, it will be less and less complete without a hint of fun or humor.
An opportunity to send happy greetings is certainly this, between Christmas and New Year, we can always indulge in a search for new jokes, comedies or funny phrases to send beautiful messages.
Unfortunately, it is not easy to find new and original humorous texts, they are generally always the same, already seen and sent or received hundreds of times.
So we tried to let go of the old and usual texts that you can find on all sites and we are committed to satisfy our visitors, cerecanto, creating and inserting something original, let's say, little good things, is our philosophy.
Since we love to joke with our friends and share smiles, we would also like to offer you funny quotes for the new year for your friends.
Funny quotes for the new year to share with friends.
Below are some very funny New Year quotes for friends that you want to send as New Year wishes in chat or social media:
• As the clock strikes midnight, you may no longer have the strength to wish all of your many Facebook friends a happy new year!
• This new year, stay at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape: the curve is still a geometric shape!
• You wish your dog gets so smart that he learns to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year. Happy New Year!
• As you turn a new page in your book of life with the coming of the new year, I wish you some important chapters here. Happy New Year!
• May this new year bring you a real change, not the repetition of old habits in new packaging.
So these were more New Year quotes to send to your friends and to celebrate a Happy New Year 2024 with them. For more interesting New Year content, you should keep visiting below and the other pages of our website.
I love hearing the little Christmas carols that sing peace on earth!
The problem is they don't say where!
Merry Christmas!
See that
It's a Christmas card.
And why we send Christmas cards
To say "Merry Christmas".
So what will I tell you?
Merry Christmas!
Christmas is truly a magical time.
Suddenly it removes all your savings.
And the worst part is that it does it again every year.
Merry Christmas and Happy 2024!
Many people look forward to the arrival of Christmas and New Year to reflect on everything they have done during the year and to spend them together with loved ones or just enjoy a vacation.
But above all, there is also room for humor at Christmas. This period is usually the days of best wishes, although we can use a sense of humor to send funny Christmas messages and congratulate this holiday.
Funny Christmas messages are very well received by everyone. It's an easy way to brighten the day and make us forget everything that happened.
The problem is that in many cases we receive the same wish several times.
To keep you as original as possible, we want to leave you the following list of fun Christmas messages that you can use at Christmas 2023 and New Year 2024.
This year will truly be a year that will remain in history, Covid-19 has taught us a lesson that will remain in our minds. Wish you a truly different year!
I can only say that due to the coronavirus epidemic I was able to drive for several months with an expired car inspection, unpaid road tax, expired insurance, license to renew and if they stopped me they asked me if I had a mask! What beautiful, very bad times. May 2024 make us pay for everything and forget everything.
I know where you spent Easter and Easter Monday, exactly where I was, closed at home for the lockdown. I know where we will spend Christmas and New Year, having fun and forgetting this nefarious year. Merry CHRISTMAS and HAPPY 2024
Funny Christmas messages from WhatsApp for the end of the year
In recent years, WhatsApp has become the absolute queen when it comes to wishes to send, it is the most popular messaging app in the world. Mainly it has a very practical way to send everything. Text messages, voice and audio messages, videos or any type of document like a beautiful Christmas message.
Let's also remember our WhatsApp groups, leaving some funny messages to congratulate these holidays. Here are some messages:
With this crisis, I can wish only one of my friends for Christmas. And I chose you. I thought no one else, ugly and hostile as you are, would remember. Merry Christmas!
For Christmas dinner, does the iPhone go to the right or left of the plate? Merry Christmas!
• The first of the year is every man's birthday.
• Dear 2023, I'm glad you're done. Welcome, 2024!
• New Year's is the time to forget all your fears, have a few beers, leave all the tears behind!
• Life is fun. If you don't laugh, you are in trouble. Happy New Year!
• Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw from a bank where they don't have an account.
• Even if I wish you a happy new year, remember that you still have the same wife!
• Even if I wish you a happy new year, remember that you still have the same husband!
• It's another year again and it's the same old life you're reliving. What do you still have to celebrate?
• I want you to be funny faceless in group photos this year.
• This year, I want you to overcome your fear of cockroaches!
• Isn't it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day without mistakes?
• You are tenacious, I have to do you this honor. For 20 years you have been leaving again on January 1st with new and good intentions and I always find you at the same goal.
• This year, you may end up fighting less with your partner on the TV remote.
• May all your weight loss aspirations come true in the new year!
• This year, may God inspire you to finally enroll in this anger management course.
• It's time for champagne, cakes and balloons. It's time to celebrate the new year. Happy New Year.
• Finally, I wish you implemented the plan to use stairs instead of elevators in shopping malls and markets this year.
• Before I die, I would like to kiss someone at midnight on New Year's Day.
• I hope you can resist the temptation to binge on burgers during snack breaks. Happy New Year!
• Let all your problems last as long as the New Year's resolutions!
• Relationships these days are a joke. It's like April 1st all year round.
• I sincerely pray that no sequels will be released in your favorite vampire novel this year!
• Do you know how I deal with all year? I divide it and disperse the enemies, I will take it like this one day at a time.
• I hope that this year there will be fewer catastrophes, less hatred, fewer accidents and lots of love. Happy New Year.
• God is kind enough to give you a new year, but not kind enough to give you a new life. Happy New Year 2024!
• May this new year bring you more problems, more tears and more pain. Don't get confused. I just want you to be a stronger person.
• Life is short and every new year makes it even shorter. Happy New Year! You just said goodbye to another year in your short life!
• If you ever see me running, you too run like a damned man. I'm too lazy to run for no good reason. Happy New Year!
• No resolution for the new year, as I love my love as it is
• I will stop drinking beer from New Year's Eve 2024, but red wine, Russian vodka and champagne are welcome!
• I hope your favorite celebrity or model finds an easier diet to follow for this new year.
• There are 365 days in a year but only 360 degrees in a circle. What happened to the other 5?
• I am (38) years old and do not need glasses yet. . . I'm just drinking straight from the bottle!
• For my New Year's resolution, I will never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
• Now what I have to do? I haven't planned a new year since the end of the world.
• People treat the New Year as a kind of life changing event. If your life sucked last year, it's probably going to suck again tomorrow.• For my New Year's resolution, I won't bother my boss with the same excuse to take some time off. I'll think of other excuses!
• There have been many times in 2023 when I pissed you off, upset, irritated and messed up ... day I just want to tell you that I intend to continue in 2024!
• Every story has an end but in life ... every end is just a new beginning.
• Don't be stupid, it could make you famous. Happy New Year!
• All I want to get drunk and dance with you all night on this 365th night, happy new year!
• First you have a drink, then you drink by the glass, then the glass drinks you.
• New Years are like restart buttons. You think you can press the button and start over, but you realize your life is too ruined to be restarted again!
• For a change, don't add new things to your life as a New Year's resolution. Instead, do more of what is already working for you and stop doing time-wasting things.
• The new year is ahead of us, like a chapter in a book, waiting to be written. We can help write this story by setting goals.
• To my friends, I wish peace, love and health. Blah, Blah ... live that. I wish you lots of sex, alcohol, orgasms and I hope you win the lot. Happy New Year!
• May this new year bring you more problems, more tears and more pain. Don't get confused. I just want you to be a stronger person.
• When the clock strikes twelve, may you still have the ability to wish all your Facebook friends a happy new year.
• Forget the past; remember what he did to you, now you are a better person who is ready to repeat the same mistake. After all, you learn from experiences.
• The new year is fast approaching. Bring your drinks and let yourself be lulled by this New Year like never before.
• Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian, Beyoncé, George Clooney and me! All the famous wish you a happy new year!
• Finally, this year, I want you to learn how to use your smartphone correctly.
• I want Snoopy, your poodle, not to chew phone chords or your favorite skirt this year. Happy New Year!
• No matter how strong you are, there is always someone who can make you weak. Happy New Year!
• I hope you can keep your resolve to quit smoking for a few more days this new year. Happy New Year 2024!
• Accept my dear, small, beautiful, charming, pure but sincere wish for you in this new year, I wish you a happy new year!
• Fun, joy, happiness, peace, love, luck, are approaching, with my special wishes Happy New Year!
• I hope that this year I receive your wishes on Whatsapp and not again with SMS. It will mean that you have made progress this year !! Best wishes.• This year, I wish there was less snow when you wait for the Black Friday deals.
• New Year's is the time to forget all your fears, have a few beers, leave all your tears behind!
• This year, God is motivating you to focus less on office gossip. Happy New Year!
• Resolution for 2023. No exceptions No disappointment.
• My New Year's resolution is to stop lying to me about lifestyle changes.
• That's all! I don't drink anymore! But I don't drink less either.
• Last month, I decided to lose 10 pounds. Now I only have 15 left for my finish.
• New Year's Resolution: Tolerate fools more willingly, as long as you don't encourage them to spend more time than my time.
• I've always thought about paying for my sins, but I could never afford it.
• I know. I am lazy. But I decided to write something very special on New Year's Eve. Which means I have until December, right?
• If I can't stay where I am and I can't, then I'll put everything I can on the road.
• My New Year's resolution is to stick to a good training plan that will make me healthy and happy.
• I would stop drinking champagne for my New Year's resolution, but nobody likes to give up.
• A resolution that I have made and that I always try to keep is this: to rise above the little things.
• I will stop presenting the resolutions for the new year, I do not keep them anyway.
• Drink more. It wasn't Benjamin Franklin who said beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. So be happy.
• I will never again ingest amounts of alcohol that exceed my body's limits again.
• I will start a blog about my feelings and then tell you that I have nothing interesting to write about.
• This year I wanted to give up all my bad habits, but I am optimistic, I am not giving up.
• I will stop loving my friend's status just because I love the person who posted it.
• Watch more TV. It is very informative. Follow any programs you've missed over the years.
• I won't drag girls - they think I love them and it sucks!
• I'll try to understand why I really need ten e-mail addresses.
• I have never wet the bed again and I blame my little brother.
• I plan to go on a diet and exercise every day. I'm definitely going to lose weight ... oh wait, is that cake?
• I promised to clean my room once a week even though I haven't cleaned it more than once in the past year.
• I will go to the fitness center at least once a week to thank you.
• I will play more computer games. Studies have shown that they improve vision, reflexes and dexterity.
• I have to start eating healthier, but I have to finish all the junk food first so that I am not tempted.
• I will spend less than an hour a day on the Internet. Of course, it will be difficult to estimate because I am not a watchmaker.
• I will stop considering other people's feelings because obviously they don't care about mine.
It's another good year and everyone is looking forward to celebrating with loved ones, here's our little contribution to making this new year more fun and fabulous! Share this fun New Year's Eve state to make your loved one's face smile!
• I would have given up on all my bad habits for the New Year, but then I remembered that nobody likes to give up.
• Life passes quickly. Take advantage, relax, have fun. Everyone is so upset about bad things. Happy New Year!
• I want to kiss you on December 31st from 11.59pm to 12.01am, so I can have an amazing ending in 2023 and a good start in 2024!
• Money alone will not make you happy. You must have it. Happy New Year!
• If you were born in September, it is safe to assume that your parents have started their new year at the latest.
• I would say happy new year but not happy; it is exactly the same time as last year except for the cold.
• I think I need an appointment ... just for New Years ...
• I don't take New Year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is exceptional, I am not going to stop it in 2024.
• May this new year bring a real change to you, not the repetition of old habits in a new package.
• Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, Aishwarya Rai, Salman Khan, Jennifer Lopez, Amitabh Bachchan and me. All the stars wish you a happy new year.
• New Year is the time of year when you tell stupid people how good they are!
• This way if you "don't drink anymore".
• My New Year's resolution is 1920 x 1080.
• Don't worry I haven't changed monitor, my resolution is always the same.
• This year, I want you to make fewer resolutions to stop drinking. Happy New Year!
• The New Year is not a life changing event. You just changed your resolutions.
• I am currently getting requests for my New Years kiss ...
• I'm hiring a boyfriend for New Year's Eve ... yes I'm single.
• For my New Year's resolution, I will work with neglected children. (mine)
• It's time to start the new year. We chill the champagne, prepare the food for the holidays and start dancing all year round.
• May you enjoy fifty-two weeks and twelve months of endless happiness and joy this new year.
• Always be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors and let each new year find you a better man.
• I have the best business idea of 2024, I will create rehabilitation centers for Facebook and WhatsApp all over the country.
• My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half full of rum, vodka or whiskey.
• The problem with New Year's resolutions is that people aim too high, start low, like ... "I'm not going to fart in church."
• This new year, you can use your brain, and comfort others with your heart.
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